This is my entry on the zelibe forums on a thread about the president inauguration...

ok heres my take on it... the reasons for all the dinners and balls and speeches and ceremonies. this is a big deal. The guy just won the presidency for another four years. let him celebrate blah blah blah... what i dont get is the concert... i mean... why the hell did they have to put on a concert... and why the hell did they have to put on this concert?... have you seen the bill (lineup) for this? Hilary Duff, JoJo, Fuel,Ruben Studdard, Kenny Chesney, the Temptations and Gatlin Brothers... ... ... cmon George! are you serious? this is the bill you want playing at your inauguration?... Cmon man! step it up! you're from Texas for pete sake (o wait your not? o ok thats fine... ), You're the leader of the free world! The most powerful man in the universe! and your telling me this is the best you can come up with?... if i was the president (God forbid) and i was in my oval office, thinking about who to play at my inauguration, and i see this bill come up... i am not pleased (would that be considered a pun?). I mean i would be calling up all my advisors and start saying... now what in tarnations is goin on here? (wait he said hes gonna stop using slang from now on... being the president and representing us around the world and all ). maybe more like...

"whats going on here? I'm the president of the United states and the best I can get to play at my inauguration ball is a popstar thats a scratch cd away from being caught lipsyncing, an almost one hit wonder white 13 year old who thinks shes black, a certified one hit wonder 90s band, the guy who shouldve lost american idol 2 but instead won and made a song saying sorry to 2004, and 3 other guys no one gives a hootin toot about (opps sorry...) no one gives a damn about."

"Now comon... couldnt we get some better ppl? What bout Ashley Simpson, Im sure shes looking for any gigs she can get right about now. Or what about Britney Spears. I heard that shes done with her 6 months break... after 2 months!!! boy that girl is fast. O i knoe! the other guys from Nsync... yea! thatll be a great idea! im sure theyd love a chance to show that they were more than just back up singers to Justin... I mean JT... o... they were back up singers... o they were just back up singers... o... ic... well maybe we should just scratch this concert idea neways... i mean i dont think us adults would be able to find the right type of lineup neways... who came up with this piece of shit?... o... my daughters... ic... well uhhh... tell them its great and well carry on..." yes that was sarcasm... i kinda needed to release some kinda angry... really wired right now...

basically wut im saying is this... have ur balls (i dont even want to here " a hahs balls" comment after this) ... have ur dinners... make ur speeches... be sworn in... do the whole ceremoney shabang... but next time... skip the concert... please for the love of God skip the concert... im sure that money couldve been used to buy u a nice hore down in texas somewhere... opps i meant horse...